Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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