so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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