i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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