Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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