i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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