This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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