You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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