i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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