that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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