At least make sure they are 18
Why
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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