Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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