you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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