When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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