Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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