Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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