hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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