Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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