Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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