If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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