the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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