Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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