Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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