It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
We're not piercing ourselves today.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
