Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
false alarm, still single
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