bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I'm at about main and main street
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Randomize
