There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I need to align my fucking chakras
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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