U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
You left your phone here
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