I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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