just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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