Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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