it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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