is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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