My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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