so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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