I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Randomize
