new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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