he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
i now understand why vodka
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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