Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
A+ Viking dick
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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