Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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