I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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