How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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