So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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