We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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