on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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