Pass out mid-funnel last night.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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