you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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