i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
