I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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