We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
where am i from again
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Randomize
