Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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