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my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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