rhymes with "ouble enetration"
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
There r osticjed everywhere
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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