that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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