when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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