a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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