Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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